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NEIGHBORS
New clothing drop detected
There goes
the neighborhood.
Original alien tees, hoodies and gifts for science nerds and neighbors who may already be living among us. Shop available designs now, or explore what we are working on next.
Original lifeforms
No borrowed universes
No borrowed universes
Alien clothing and goods
Get dressed for first contact.
Start with our $18.99 mug or $22.99 everyday tee. Shipping and tax are calculated at checkout. Preview designs are not available to order.
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04Cork-back coasterChecking availability$12.99
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1011 oz ceramic mugChecking availability$18.99
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31Glossy ceramic mugChecking availability$22
32Everyday ring-spun teeChecking availability$22.99
33Everyday ring-spun teeChecking availability$22.99
34Foam-front printed trucker hatChecking availability$28.99
35Unisex jersey teeChecking availability$32
36Organic cotton toteChecking availability$35.99
37Organic cotton toteChecking availability$35.99
38Organic cotton toteChecking availability$35.99
39Garment-dyed heavyweight teeChecking availability$39.99
40Garment-dyed heavyweight teeChecking availability$43.99
41Garment-dyed heavyweight teeChecking availability$43.99
42Long-sleeve teeChecking availability$45.99
43Long-sleeve teeChecking availability$45.99
44Long-sleeve teeChecking availability$45.99
45Long-sleeve teeChecking availability$45.99
46Fleece crewneckChecking availability$52
47Fleece crewneckChecking availability$52
48Fleece crewneckChecking availability$52
49Fleece crewneckChecking availability$52
50Pullover hoodieChecking availability$59.99
51Pullover hoodieChecking availability$59.99
52Pullover hoodieChecking availability$59.99
53Pullover hoodieChecking availability$59.99
NOT ANOTHER ALIEN TEE WITH THE SAME GREEN HEAD.
Clothing with aliens who have personalities, professions, families, bad moods, and better questions.
Science and stories Clothing and gifts Fully original
Resident status: unconfirmed
Some Offworld Neighbors may already be here.
They commute. They mow the lawn. They nod politely at the mailbox. Their understanding of casual Friday remains suspicious.
The science collection
Goods for people who know the Fermi paradox is not a brunch special.
Astrobiology, spectral analysis, dark matter, extremophiles, and the big quiet question. The references are real. The creatures are ours.
Original lifeforms
No movie aliens, famous characters, copied silhouettes, celebrity faces, or borrowed lore.
Actually clever
Real science and specific jokes beat vague galaxy graphics every time.
Made after you order
Our launch plan uses print-on-demand production to avoid piles of unwanted inventory.