Incognito alien goods
Perfectly Normal Human Neighbor
Garment-dyed heavyweight tee · Adults
$43.99
A perfectly normal ivory heavyweight T-shirt for the neighbor who waves politely and keeps an unusually healthy houseplant. The original alien graphic and Perfectly Normal Human Neighbor slogan are printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a relaxed fit and 100% ring-spun cotton. A funny everyday gift for sci-fi fans and anyone whose Earth paperwork is still pending.
Size guide and care · Comfort Colors 1717
Compare a garment you like, laid flat, with this chart. Chest width runs across the garment under the arms, not around your body. Length runs from the high shoulder point to the hem. Measurements are in inches and individual garments can vary.
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.625 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29.375 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.625 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 |
Manufacturer size chart. Made-to-order items cannot be exchanged because you chose the wrong size. Read the returns policy before ordering.
Care for your printed garment
Turn it inside out and wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent. Skip fabric softener. Use non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Hang dry or tumble dry on low. If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron on the inside and avoid the print. Do not dry-clean.
Follow the garment label too. Printful care reference.