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Perfectly Normal Human Neighbor Hoodie
Pullover hoodie · Adults
$59.99
A polite alien and houseplant with a perfectly convincing introduction. Gildan 18500 hoodie in 50% cotton and 50% polyester with a double-lined hood, drawcord and front pouch pocket. Printed on demand after you order. The white fabric may look slightly off-white.
Size guide and care · Gildan 18500
Compare a garment you like, laid flat, with this chart. Chest width runs across the garment under the arms, not around your body. Length runs from the high shoulder point to the hem. Measurements are in inches and individual garments can vary.
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Manufacturer size chart. Made-to-order items cannot be exchanged because you chose the wrong size. Read the returns policy before ordering.
Care for your printed garment
Turn it inside out and wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent. Skip fabric softener. Use non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Hang dry or tumble dry on low. If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron on the inside and avoid the print. Do not dry-clean.
Follow the garment label too. Printful care reference.